A perfect gift 4r yew! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It’s a SMILE 4rom me to yew on ur Birthday! Happy Birthday

Birthday Best Wishes Happy birthday to yew, happy birthday to Yew! Yew were born in the zoo’ Yew were born in the zoo’ with the monkeys ‘And donkeys dats looks just like u!