Light off honay par London: Oh no..! Washington : What’s Dis.? Karachi: phir chali gaye.. Fasialabad : O 32 gaye a.. Lahore : Fair pen nuss gaye Ay wapda di..

A girl was thirsty. She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her She touched nD ordered jin ke meri piyas bhujao JIN: “PEPSI wali Ya IMRAN HASHMI wali”?

Adult SMS Jokes 2017 Girl: Janu ab tum badal gaye ho..! Boy: Wo Q? Girl: Ab main tumhe Kiss karti hun to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karte …! Boy: Kaminee, pechli baar close ki to mera purse se Rs.500 gayab…

Adult SMS Jokes Pathan paper de raha tha Boy: Khan saab apki naqal mar lon? Pathan: Tum hamari naqal maar lo lekin Baad mein hum tumhari asal maary ga

Adult SMS Funny She: Doctor mere lips per Infection ho gya hai Doctor: Kiss kitne baar kerti ho? She: saal mein 1 baar Doctor: Infection nai zang lag gya hai 😀

Adult SMS For Lover Girl: Tu hasta nae hai kiya? Boy: Kiya? Girl: tera hastay hue koi photo nai hai Boy: tu nahati nai hai kiya?? Girl: Kia? Boy: teri Nahaty hue koi Photo nahi hai :p